SECURE STORAGE
Hidden and zippered pockets placed against the body for passports, cash, cards and anything you'd rather not donate to a pickpocket.
Planned featureProper denim jorts, still in development, engineered for parties, passport stamps, beach missions and the sort of decisions that need several secure pockets. Reserve your size now — Drop 001 hasn't shipped yet.

Product imagery shows early creative concepts. Feature, durability and testing claims pictured are prototype specifications — not confirmed performance.
Two concepts in development. One shared philosophy: ordinary shorts have been coasting for too long. Reserve your size — no payment, no inventory yet. Product imagery shows early creative concepts; pictured feature and durability claims are prototype specifications, not confirmed performance.
Every planned feature has a reason to exist. Even when the reason is beer pong.
These are current engineering specs for Drop 001 — features, materials and fit may change before final release.
Hidden and zippered pockets placed against the body for passports, cash, cards and anything you'd rather not donate to a pickpocket.
Planned featureTouchscreen-friendly, sealed phone storage for pools, beaches, rainstorms and drink-related turbulence.
Planned featureD-rings, utility loops and detachable add-ons intended to let the jorts adapt without permanently looking like tactical trousers joined a fraternity.
Planned featureRelaxed through the seat and thigh, designed to land around the knee with enough room to sit, dance, fly and recover.
Planned feature
Part 90s surfer. Part skate rat. Part unnecessary product engineer. Jordy grew up around beach car parks, cheap hostels and backyard parties, where he decided nearly every problem could be improved by a better pocket.
"Pants had centuries. This is the shorts' moment."
He is fictional. His commitment to functional denim is disturbingly real. Read Jordy's full story →
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