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Australian designed / globally overprepared

SHORTS
THAT DO
STUFF.

Proper denim jorts built for parties, passport stamps, beach missions and the sort of decisions that need several secure pockets.

✓ DURABLE DENIM✓ UNISEX FIT✓ RIDICULOUSLY USEFUL
Jordy wearing Party Jorts
BUILT IN
BYRON.
TESTED
EVERYWHERE.
PARTY JORTS  ✦  TOURIST JORTS  ✦  SERIOUS DENIM  ✦  UNSERIOUS INTENTIONS  ✦ 
Drop 001

CHOOSE YOUR
MISSION.

Two different pairs. One shared philosophy: ordinary shorts have been coasting for too long.

The Jordy system

OVER-ENGINEERED
ON PURPOSE.

Every feature has a reason to exist. Even when the reason is beer pong.

01 / BODY-SIDE VAULTS

SECURE STORAGE

Hidden and zippered pockets placed against the body for passports, cash, cards and anything you’d rather not donate to a pickpocket.

02 / WET-WORLD READY

WATERPROOF PHONE POCKETS

Touchscreen-friendly, sealed phone storage for pools, beaches, rainstorms and drink-related turbulence.

03 / MODULAR NONSENSE

CLIP-ON FUNCTION

D-rings, utility loops and detachable add-ons let the jorts adapt without permanently looking like tactical trousers joined a fraternity.

04 / ACTUAL COMFORT

KNEE-LENGTH 90s FIT

Relaxed through the seat and thigh, landing around the knee with enough room to sit, dance, fly and recover.

Jordy, fictional Australian surfer inventor
The bloke behind the pockets

MEET
JORDY.

Part 90s surfer. Part skate rat. Part unnecessary product engineer. Jordy grew up around beach car parks, cheap hostels and backyard parties, where he discovered that nearly every problem could be improved by a better pocket.

“Pants had centuries. This is the shorts’ moment.”

He is fictional. His commitment to functional denim is disturbingly real.

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NEW DROPS. BAD IDEAS.
EXCELLENT POCKETS.

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YOU'RE
JORTED.

No money was charged. In the real store, this is where Shopify would send the confirmation email and Jordy would salute from somewhere near a beach.

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